The Only Political Satire Game Made By Conservatives

THE POLITICAL LEFT WOULD BE FUNNY…IF ONLY THEY WERE JOKING™.

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A conservative, laugh-out-loud board game that satires the lunacy of the Political Left.

WHAT IS DETERIORATION?

Deterioration: The Game is a political board game satirizing America’s Political Left. Fueled by liberal tears, this is made for Conservatives, by Conservatives.

The Game thE LEFT WILL HATE!

WARNING: This game is not suitable for anyone who has recently toppled a statue or insists on wearing a mask while driving by themselves.

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Deterioration: The Game is a political board game satirizing America’s Political Left. Fueled by liberal tears, this is made for Conservatives, by Conservatives.

WARNING: This game is not suitable for anyone who gets confused by the gender question on a job application.

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DETERIORATION – THE GAME (GAME ONLY)

A conservative, laugh-out-loud board game that satires the lunacy of the Political Left.

Warning: Not suitable for anyone whose Prius is covered with "Feel the Bern" bumper stickers.

$49.99 incl. free shipping

FURTHER DETERIORATION – THE EXPANSION PACK

More cards, more liberal tears.

Deterioration: The Expansion Pack comes with an additional 300 cards, which doubles the amount of cards.

$29.99 incl. free shipping

COMPLETE DETERIORATION – GAME AND EXPANSION PACK

This bundle includes one copy of Deterioration: The Game and one copy of Deterioration: The Expansion Pack. Warning: This game is not suitable for anyone who has kneeled for the National Anthem.

$69.99 incl. free shipping

SHARE THE DETERIORATION – BUNDLE OF FIVE – 5 GAMES & 5 EXPANSION PACKS

This bundle includes 5 copies of Deterioration: The Game and 5 copies of Deterioration: The Expansion Pack. Warning: This game is not suitable for anyone who is confused by gender questions on job applications.

$319.99 incl. free shipping

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FURTHER DETERIORATION – THE EXPANSION PACK

AOC proposes an

"Ever Greener, Even

Newer Deal" requiring

all vehicles and airplanes

to be powered by

unicorn tinkle. Advance

three spaces.

Rep. Emanuel Cleaver,

D-Mo., altered the

traditional ending

of "amen" by saying

"Amen and awoman"

as he delivered the

opening prayer for the

117th Congress. This

is a bad omen (and

owoman). Advance two

spaces.

The Left succeeds in

getting 50% of the

country dependant on

welfare. Sucks for the

other 50%. Advance

three spaces.

More cards, more liberal tears.

Deterioration: The Expansion Pack comes with an additional 300 cards, which doubles the amount of cards.

Belly-busting laughter

Hours of politically incorrect, belly-busting laughter, fuelled by liberal tears.

Contents

90 Chaos Cards

40 Jackass Question Cards

170 Jackass Answer Cards.

WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING

“Where was this game during the last election cycle?!!! Seriously, could have made a difference” (Chad C.)