The Only Political Satire Game Made By Conservatives

THE POLITICAL LEFT WOULD BE FUNNY…IF ONLY THEY WERE JOKING™.

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A conservative, laugh-out-loud board game that satires the lunacy of the Political Left.

WHAT IS DETERIORATION?

Deterioration: The Game is a political board game satirizing America’s Political Left. Fueled by liberal tears, this is made for Conservatives, by Conservatives.

The Game thE LEFT WILL HATE!

WARNING: This game is not suitable for anyone who has recently toppled a statue or insists on wearing a mask while driving by themselves.

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Deterioration: The Game is a political board game satirizing America’s Political Left. Fueled by liberal tears, this is made for Conservatives, by Conservatives.

WARNING: This game is not suitable for anyone who gets confused by the gender question on a job application.

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DETERIORATION – THE GAME (GAME ONLY)

A conservative, laugh-out-loud board game that satires the lunacy of the Political Left.

Warning: Not suitable for anyone whose Prius is covered with "Feel the Bern" bumper stickers.

~~$52.99~~ $39.75 incl. free shipping

FURTHER DETERIORATION – THE EXPANSION PACK

More cards, more liberal tears.

Deterioration: The Expansion Pack comes with an additional 300 cards, which doubles the amount of cards.

~~$32.99~~ $24.75 incl. free shipping

COMPLETE DETERIORATION – GAME AND EXPANSION PACK

This bundle includes one copy of Deterioration: The Game and one copy of Deterioration: The Expansion Pack. Warning: This game is not suitable for anyone who has kneeled for the National Anthem.

~~$72.99~~ $54.75 incl. free shipping

SHARE THE DETERIORATION – BUNDLE OF FIVE – 5 GAMES & 5 EXPANSION PACKS

This bundle includes 5 copies of Deterioration: The Game and 5 copies of Deterioration: The Expansion Pack. Warning: This game is not suitable for anyone who is confused by gender questions on job applications.

~~$322.99~~ $242.25 incl. free shipping

~~$52.99~~ $39.75 incl. free shipping

~~$32.99~~ $24.75 incl. free shipping

~~$72.99~~ $54.75 incl. free shipping

~~$322.99~~ $242.25 incl. free shipping

Get the Expansion pack:

FURTHER DETERIORATION – THE EXPANSION PACK

AOC proposes an

"Ever Greener, Even

Newer Deal" requiring

all vehicles and airplanes

to be powered by

unicorn tinkle. Advance

three spaces.