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The only political satire game made by conservatives for conservatives

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THE POLITICAL LEFT WOULD BE FUNNY…IF ONLY THEY WERE JOKING.

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A conservative, laugh-out-loud board game that satires the lunacy of the Political Left.

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WHAT IS DETERIORATION?

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Deterioration: The Game is a political board game satirizing America’s Political Left. Fueled by liberal tears, this is made for Conservatives, by Conservatives.

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The Game thE LEFT WILL HATE!

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WARNING: This game is not suitable for anyone who has recently toppled a statue or insists on wearing a mask while driving by themselves.

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NOW AVAILABLE FOR PURCHASE

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Deterioration: The Game is a political board game satirizing America’s Political Left. Fueled by liberal tears, this is made for Conservatives, by Conservatives.

WARNING: This game is not suitable for anyone who gets confused by the gender question on a job application.

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AVAILABLE PACKAGES

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We guarantee your data will not be hosted on Hillary's email server or Hunter's laptop.

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DETERIORATION – THE GAME (GAME ONLY)

A conservative, laugh-out-loud board game that satires the lunacy of the Political Left.

Warning: Not suitable for anyone whose Prius is covered with "Feel the Bern" bumper stickers.


$49.99 incl. free shipping

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FURTHER DETERIORATION – THE EXPANSION PACK

More cards, more liberal tears.

Deterioration: The Expansion Pack comes with an additional 300 cards, which doubles the amount of cards.




$29.99 incl. free shipping

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COMPLETE DETERIORATION – GAME AND EXPANSION PACK

This bundle includes one copy of Deterioration: The Game and one copy of Deterioration: The Expansion Pack. Warning: This game is not suitable for anyone who has kneeled for the National Anthem.


$69.99 incl. free shipping

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SHARE THE DETERIORATION – BUNDLE OF FIVE – 5 GAMES & 5 EXPANSION PACKS

This bundle includes 5 copies of Deterioration: The Game and 5 copies of Deterioration: The Expansion Pack. Warning: This game is not suitable for anyone who is confused by gender questions on job applications.

$319.99 incl. free shipping

Get the Expansion pack:

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FURTHER DETERIORATION – THE EXPANSION PACK






AOC proposes an

"Ever Greener, Even

Newer Deal" requiring

all vehicles and airplanes

to be powered by

unicorn tinkle. Advance

three spaces.













Rep. Emanuel Cleaver,

D-Mo., altered the

traditional ending

of "amen" by saying

"Amen and awoman"

as he delivered the

opening prayer for the

117th Congress. This

is a bad omen (and

owoman). Advance two

spaces.











The Left succeeds in

getting 50% of the

country dependant on

welfare. Sucks for the

other 50%. Advance

three spaces.










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More cards, more liberal tears.

Deterioration: The Expansion Pack comes with an additional 300 cards, which doubles the amount of cards.

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Belly-busting laughter

Hours of politically incorrect, belly-busting laughter, fuelled by liberal tears.


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Contents

90 Chaos Cards

40 Jackass Question Cards

170 Jackass Answer Cards.

WHAT OTHERS ARE SAYING

“Where was this game during the last election cycle?!!! Seriously, could have made a difference” (Chad C.)